ME: Avery, make sure you save all those strips of cloth. I might want to be a mummy on Halloween!
AVERY: Mom, no. It won’t fit you.
ME: Won’t fit me? It’s a bunch of cloth strips! How can it not fit me?
AVERY: Mom, you know.
What I know is that you think I’m too big to wrap a bunch of cloth strips around me. Thanks a lot, Sweetie. Way to be supportive.